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Merry Christmas From The Family by Robert Earl Keen - Guitar Chords

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            G                  C            G                C
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
G                Em                   C         D
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
G                         C
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
G        C
He was a Mexican
G                      Em                     C
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
      D                   G
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

                         C
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
G                   C
The three from his first wife Lynn
G            Em                       C                D
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
G                         C
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
G              C
Who talks all about AA
G                        Em           C     D
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
           G
The First Noel

D
Carve the Turkey

Turn the ball game on
C
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
D
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
C
We need some ice and an extension chord
D
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
C
A box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights
G               Em
Halelluja everybody say cheese
C                        D    G
Merry Christmas from the family

                          C
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
G                         C
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
G                                  Em
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
      C                  D
They blew our Christmas lights
G                      C
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
G                       C
So we all waited out on our front lawn
G                             Em
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
    C               D                G     C        G
And we sang Silent Night, oh Silent Night, oh Holy Night

D
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
C
Make Bloody Marys

Cause We All Want One!
D
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
C
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
D
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
C
A box of Tampons, some Salem Lights
G           Em
Halelluja, everybody say cheese
C                        D    G
Merry Christmas from the Family

C          G
Feliz Navidad!
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